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The joy of feminist books

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

The sharp-eyed among my blog readers have noticed that a wee-little Amazon.com widget has been added to my page of late.  This is only the beginning of my devious plan to sell out to corporate America so that I can give my dirty millions to feminist causes.  For now, the list is a few of my favorite feminist titles as well as a great memoir by a friend (Sonya Huber’s Cover Me) and the book that has inspired my late-in-life freelancing career (Ariel Gore’s How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead).  I will add more once I learn how to do such a thing.

In the meantime, one of my feminist idols who hasn’t written a book yet but should (I may get her the guidebook for Christmas) recommended that I get schooled on one of HER feminist idols, the late Florynce Kennedy.  You may know her from such phrases as “if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.”  Since I gain all of my knowledge from books, I requested Color Me Flo: My Good Life and Hard Times from the dusty stacks of the Hennepin County Library.  I picked it up at my local branch yesterday and about dropped dead from joy, for THIS was the cover:

 

 

Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your life?  If not, take a closer look at her shirt: it reads BULLSHIT, ad infinitum.  Yet as brilliant as the cover is, it’s merely a warm-up to the jewels that are inside.  The gospel of Flo:

  • “When I get all these mailings about sending money to the little starving children in Africa, I can’t understand how anybody smart enough to write that stuff can be so dumb as to not realize that’s not the way to make the change.  How can they think that the way to deal with starving children in Africa is to have people who have already paid their taxes write checks, when all that tax money goes into the imperialist wars that bring about the misery in the first place?
  • “A lot of people get upset when you say ‘shit’ or something like that.  But do you realize that almost our entire country sat still while they barbecued people in Los Angeles, firebombed a house, burned the people to death?…and you see, this is part of the pathology of people who are so sensitive to some kinds of stylistic offensiveness, and so callous to real cruelty and brutality.”
  • “It’s absolutely necessary in order to control people and get them to want to take the shit that you dump on them.  You must make them think they are not entitled to the freedom from corruption or freedom from oppression….You must select something that is common to all people to establish the pall of guilt….if you can use sexuality as the modus operandi for oppression, you’ve got a rather simple way to get at the people.”
A-MAY-ZING!  Dust off your favorite squishy chair and start reading, everyone!

Back to…

Monday, August 29th, 2011

Riding the bus to elementary school!

Walking to middle school!

And for mom….. BLOGGING!  Stay tuned as this tired mom gets her writing groove back.

Feminist link love!

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

I love the blog Gender Across Borders, so I am both thrilled and humbled that my Mother’s Day post was included in their May 2-15 roundup of feminist links from around the world. THE WORLD! Alrite!
Sisterhood is global, sisterhood is powerful, sisterhood is awesome. Thanks, GAB!

Winter break is over!

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Why, I just might pour myself another cup of coffee! Yippeeeee!

I’z In Yr Radio!

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

From the October 9, 2009 broadcast of Quick on the UpTake:

I start chatting about two minutes in.

Victory!

Friday, October 9th, 2009

It’s official: the Strib is back in my good graces.

They not only printed my letter, they made it the Letter of the Day!

I am very pleased. I’d be more pleased if the Nobel Peace Prize had been awarded to Thich Nhat Hanh instead of you-know-who, but we can’t have everything.

Happy day!

I bet I’m the only housewife in town….

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

….who, as she was pulling into her daughter’s preschool parking lot, received a personal phone call from her junior Senator. He thanked me for lending Minnesota NOW‘s support to his proposed amendment to stop funding defense contractors who deny assault victims their day in court. Inspired by the horrific ordeal of Jamie Leigh Jones, it passed the United States Senate today by a vote of 68 – 30.

I was so excited that when we got home I served three blond children a chocolate cake, whilst a young Bing Crosby gazed at me with amused adoration.

HOUSEWIVES RULE!

Hear me ROAR! (maybe)

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Below is the text of a new e-mail to our membership prepared by the brilliant Mary Ann Gaspar, Minnesota NOW’s secret weapon. In this e-mail, I am not the cranky housewife who just cracked open a sorely needed Coke Zero after being yelled at all the way home from the pediatric dentist in Roseville: I am Minnesota NOW! Yeah! I share it here because it makes me look GREAT. I wrote the text about why I’m a member, but all credit for the design goes to Mary Ann. Damn, she’s good.

You can view the message here.

Addendum: while the Constant Contact images looked fine when I previewed them, when I published the post they looked like hell. As if I needed another reason to feel grateful for Mary Ann. I am hopeless at this kind of thing.

"A feminism that works for all women" by Erin Matson

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

A feminism that works for all women | Commentary | Minnesota Public Radio NewsQ

Ain’t she sweet?! She mentions justice for women caregivers! That’s my girl!

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What feminists do for fun

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Which of these would you peg as my most feminist act of the day?

Shopping at Amazon/True Colors bookstore, the oldest feminist bookstore in the country

Purchasing a wicked T-shirt featuring Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes by KM Stitchery at store above

Giving this shirt to Erin as her goodbye present before she ditches flyover country for her hot new job in DC as National NOW Action Executive Vice President

Blasting Bratmobile’s song “Brat Girl,” about attacking date rapists, as I pulled up to a crew of teenage doofuses thumping to some typically obnoxious tune about bitches ‘n’ hoes on the way home

Yeah—blogging about it! I knew you would say that.